How Are You Today :
A little boy is talking with his big brother
+ : I know what you are going to say next.
- : What....??
+ : See? I know you'd say "What"!!
ha..ha..ha..ha..
Arjuno proudly tells his mother
Arjuno: Mother I got one-hundred in two subjects.
Mother: Fine Arjuno. What were they?
Arjuno: forty in history and sixty in arithmetic
Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha
The teacher is asking an arithmetic question :
Teacher : Paijo, if you found four hundred rupiahs in your right pocket and three hundred rupiahs in your left pocket, what would you wear ?
Paijo : I would wear someone else's pants.
ha..ha..ha..haaaa
Bad Boy
All the kids were trying to impres Grandpa, who had come for a visit. Sari boasted saying :
Sari : I'm first in arithmetic, Grandpa
Oon said : he had come in first in the spelling bee
Grandpa asked little dondot : what are you first in, Dondot?
Dondot : Well, I' the first one out the door when the bell rings..
Ha..ha..ha..haaaa
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